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*If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd pick up my leg and give you a shower!

*If the coyote can afford stuff to try and kill the road-runner, why can't he just buy food?

*We are HOTT, we are so FINE, we are the Class of 2009!

*Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your b/f thinks I am!

*I'm a b*tch, I'm a tease, I'm a goddess on my knees! When your hurt, when you suffer, I'm your angel under-cover!

*Any man of mine better be proud of me, even when I'm ugly he still better love me!

*You think you're hott,
You think you're it,
But compared to me,
You ain't sh*t!

*I'm a b*tch...B-Beautiful I-Intelligent T-Too sexy C-Cute H-Hott
I am proud!

*Don't hate the player, hate the game!

*How do you drowned a blonde? Put a scratch'n'sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!

*Your mamma's so fat, when she sits down, the whole crowd does a wave!

*Everyone says someday you're man will come, but I think mine got hit by a truck!

*Everyone says your man is just sround the corner, I am walking in circles!

*Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you (name) they can't laugh either!

*By day my hunni, by night my playboy bunni!

*Sometimes you need to run away to see if your TRUE love will follow you!

*100 memz, 200 jokez, 300 great timez, 400 secretz
1 reason
BEST FRIENDS!

*If you don't wanna miss out on the good things, don't miss out on me!

*If a guy askes "Where have you been all my life?" tell him "Hiding from you!"

*Tight jeans, Curvy hips
Pink thong, Glossy lips
How could any ThUg resist this?

*Strutin' our stuff, shaking our bootiez, me and my friends and all lil cuttiez!

*Good girlz are bad girlz that never get caught!

*Do I look like a Grocery Item? I see you're checking me out!

*Every hottie w/ a body, needs a cute w/ a bootie!

*When I'm good, I'm VERY good! When I'm even better EH EH!!

*A best bud isn't someone bailing you outta jail, it's the person sitting there w/ you saying MAN THAT KICKED A*S!

*HeY 2 aLl My FrIeNdS!



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