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*If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd pick up my leg and give you a shower!
*If the coyote can afford stuff to try and kill the road-runner, why can't he just buy food?
*We are HOTT, we are so FINE, we are the Class of 2009!
*Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your b/f thinks I am!
*I'm a b*tch, I'm a tease, I'm a goddess on my knees! When your hurt, when you suffer, I'm your angel under-cover!
*Any man of mine better be proud of me, even when I'm ugly he still better love me!
*You think you're hott,
You think you're it,
But compared to me,
You ain't sh*t!
*I'm a b*tch...B-Beautiful I-Intelligent T-Too sexy C-Cute H-Hott
I am proud!
*Don't hate the player, hate the game!
*How do you drowned a blonde? Put a scratch'n'sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!
*Your mamma's so fat, when she sits down, the whole crowd does a wave!
*Everyone says someday you're man will come, but I think mine got hit by a truck!
*Everyone says your man is just sround the corner, I am walking in circles!
*Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you (name) they can't laugh either!
*By day my hunni, by night my playboy bunni!
*Sometimes you need to run away to see if your TRUE love will follow you!
*100 memz, 200 jokez, 300 great timez, 400 secretz
1 reason
BEST FRIENDS!
*If you don't wanna miss out on the good things, don't miss out on me!
*If a guy askes "Where have you been all my life?" tell him "Hiding from you!"
*Tight jeans, Curvy hips
Pink thong, Glossy lips
How could any ThUg resist this?
*Strutin' our stuff, shaking our bootiez, me and my friends and all lil cuttiez!
*Good girlz are bad girlz that never get caught!
*Do I look like a Grocery Item? I see you're checking me out!
*Every hottie w/ a body, needs a cute w/ a bootie!
*When I'm good, I'm VERY good! When I'm even better EH EH!!
*A best bud isn't someone bailing you outta jail, it's the person sitting there w/ you saying MAN THAT KICKED A*S!
*HeY 2 aLl My FrIeNdS!
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