Here it is if you really want to Piss people off try some (or all of these)

1) When your workmate is at lunch put his chair in the lift and time how long it takes him to find it

2) When your boss is in an important meeting walk in on the meeting and switch the light on and off 
10 times and then walk out again. 

3) Send an memo around your department from the board of directors saying your boss has been sacked 
but post date it for a couple of days ahead.

4) For the whole day refer to everyone in the department as BUD-DY (it helps if you sound like Pauly Shore)

5) When the office is quite stand up and say to the softist person in the office at the top of your voice
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT" and storm out. If you can 

6) Call some one you barely know and say "just ringing to say that I cant realy talk right now" and hang up

7) If someone is wearing a black suit sprinkle salt or sugar on there shoulders and head and keep 
commenting on how they should try head and shoulders as it worked for you

8) go round and round the office on your wheeley chair singing the A TEAM theme song

9) put the bin on your desk and write "IN" on the side of it

10) Start hyper-ventalating in a crowed lift

11) when your boss call your name reply with "yes Satan"

12) When answering the phone use a workmates name in place of your own and be realy abusive to the 
caller (this only works if your workmate is within earshot)

13) Tell everyone you have terete syndrome and sware at your boss and workmates all day

14) Put water in an empty vodka bottle and periodicly take big swigs out of it at your desk 
but keep hiding the bottle under the table when not drinking from it

15) complain that the person sitting next to you stole your lunch money and that your gonna tell your
mum when you get home.

16) Build a fort around your desk out of empty (or full) Water butts and then reinact the Americian civil war

17) Make a fleet of paper areoplanes throw them at your workmates whilst singing the theme from Battle of 
Britian.

18) complain that the person sitting next to you has a personal hygene problem (in other words they smell)
just make sure they can take a joke!!!

19) superglue you workmates phone handset down great fun when the phone rings!!!

20) remove the ball out of the bottom of the mouse do this to every computer in your office 

there if your not sacked by now or dead you have some great workmates 


Hope ya enjoyed