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THE MAGIC MIRROR
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Nader, Gore and Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun (if you
believe Nader ever has fun) and relaxation (if you believe Gore
ever relaxes). After a healthy lunch, all three decided to visit
the men's room and found a strange-looking gent sitting at the
entrance who said, "Welcome to the gentleman's room. Be sure to
check out our latest feature: a mirror that, if you look into it
and say something truthful, you willbe rewarded with a wish. But
be warned - if you say something false, you'll be sucked into the
mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity." They
entered, and on finding the mirror Nader said, "I think I'm the
most truthful of us three." In an instant he was surrounded by a
pileof money, which I suppose he invested in tech stocks. Gore
stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us
three." And he suddenly found the keys to a new Lexus in his
hand, which he liked because it looked better than the Veep's
car. Ex! cited over the possibility of having a wish come true,
Bush looked in the mirror and said, "I think..." - and was
promptly sucked into the void.
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