aaa What I learned from working in a theme park aaa
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
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just because the chain is up or the door is shut, doesn't meant people aren't going to try to come in
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most people seem to have a deathwish, they don't mind being 300ft in the air during a thunderstorm
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there really are people out there dumber than you!
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evidently, there are more illiterate people in this world that we thought
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the height stick NEVER lies!
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snack food is a gift from heaven
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water coolers are great hiding places
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it comes in handy to borrow grandma's handicap sticker
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metal detectors don't really work
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lightning is your best friend
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theme music is bad!
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every cell phone needs a headset!
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the words "intelligent" and "guest" never come in the same sentence
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