ZINGERS KICK ASS QUOTES

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>.The road is full of flat squirrels, who couldn't make up their mind

>.Poof! Be Gone!, Your Breath Is Too Strong!, Poof! Come Back!, Found A Tic-tac!

.I 'M SORRY DO I LOOK LIKE I WAS LISTENING?

.Smile it scares people

.My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore

.a stupid mind is a terrible thing to waste

.Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!

.Give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk

.NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX

.Listen closely to your enemies. They tell you your faults.

.My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!

.Insanity is just anger put to good use!

.milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?

.normal people scare me!!

.my name aint elmo but u can tickle me if u want!!

.If you are the flame, You can't be burned

.if u dont like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk!

.Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight, you can have it when I'm done!

.Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

.I am actually quite pleasant...till i'm awake!!!!

.Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you.

.If ur naughty go 2 ur room..
If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine

.A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!



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