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Jackie's Ultimate Blonde Joke
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
There was a blonde that had just got a beautiful
red mustang for her sixteenth birthday. When she was
on the freeway one day, she got pulled over for speeding
by a cop. He took took a piece of chalk out of his
pocket and drew a circle on the side of the road. He told
her to stand in the middle of the circle and not step out
of it for any reason. The blonde did as she was told. The
cop then took a knife from his pocket and started slashing
the tires of the car and looked back at the blonde. She was
smiling, so he turned around again and started tearing apart
the doors and breaking the windows. He turned around, and the
blonde was laughing a little bit, so he turned around again
and started slashing the leather seats and tearing out the
insides. When he turned around again to see what the blonde
thought of that, she was laughing histerically! He then said
to the blonde angrily, "Why are you laughing when I'm ruining
your new car?!?!" The blonde replied "Every time you weren't
looking, I stepped out of the circle!!!!"
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