Top 10 things to do at a grocery store** u
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10.) (guys) buy a box of tampons and run into the mens bathroom opening the box quickly, saying gotta hurry i just bought these pants!
(gurls) buy a box of condoms and say their for your mom.(winking at thte cashier.)
9.)pick up a buncha stuff then wen the cashier tells you how much say forget it thats too much stuff to carry and walk away.
8.) roll around on the floor in the middle of a lot of people.
7.) bring a pen and sign all of the cards.
6.) test out all of the glue bottles and glue sticks on chip bags. see if anyone picks the bags up.
5.) bring a display chair to the magazine isle and start laughing histarically and wen n e 1 looks at you weird say: What...stop looking at me you frickin mofo...ur givin me hives!
4.)put a lot of stuff in a cart and bring a sign that says free stuff and see how many people pick it up.
3.)walk up to some man you dont know and say "are you my mother" (in a sweet innocent voice)
2.)While standing in front of the isle with chips (or any other product) ask where you could find the product.. repeat as many times to the same employee.
1.) Take all of the samples and sell them for 25 cents each.
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