Divorce Attorney

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A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yeah. I want to get one of those day-vorces." The attorney asked, "Well, do you have any grounds?" The farmer replied, "Yeah. I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yeah, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere." The attorney said, "No, sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays." The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" The farmer said, "No, sir, we both get up about 4:30." Finally, the attorney asked, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" And the farmer replied... "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her!"

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