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A Stressful Yule
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One particular Christmas season a long time ago,
Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ...
but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the
trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as
the regular ones so Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom
was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more. When he
went to harness the reindeer, he found that
three of them were about to give birth and two had
jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one
of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to
the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house
for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered
that the elves had hid the liquor and there was
nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds
of little pieces all over the kitchen
floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice
had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa
cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door
and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry
Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day?
I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it
just a lovely tree? Where would you like me
to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little
angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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