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BALLOTS
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
In the interest of providing a "sure-fire-fail safe" method of
balloting for the Presidential Elections, may I submit for your
approval, the following:
Effective this date, 11/11/00, I suggest: "Picture
Balloting"...i.e.a photograph of the candidates to eliminate the
possibility of errors in ones selective voting.
These Presidential Candidates can all be easily identified by
their photos. This method is for the benefit of all voters, and
ballots, and includes, (but is not limited to), those voters in
the state of Florida, and especially Palm Beach County, Fla.
Picture of Candidate, to wit:
1. George Bush: holding a can of "Busch" Beer.
2. Pat Buchanan: beating up an illegal immigrant.
3. Al Gore: hugging a tree, with face obscured by Jesse Jackson's
butt, and finally,
4. Ralph Nader: posing with a "crash test" dummy.
Please feel free to forward this informative suggestion to all
your friends, and neighbors, and most assuredly to your state
representative, and/or Congressman.
Humbly yours,
Captain Mudflap, R.S./R.A. (Road Scholar/Road Apple).
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