Halloween Jokes

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Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!! Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!! Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean. Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch. Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie. Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A. Ghoul Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos. Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn't have a haunting license. Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with. Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria. Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist. Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line. Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A. Because he is always a goblin. Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? A. A toasty ghosty. Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? A. Whipped scream. Q. What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box. Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday? A. Fangsgiving Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A. mas-scare-a. Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective? A. Sherlock Moans. Q. What is a ghosts favorite place on the web? A. www.halloween.com! (what! not www.GCFL.net :-) Q. Who was the most famous witch detective? A. Warlock Holmes

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