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Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable
to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few
things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him, "This is
all in your mind", and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a
loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the
psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this", and throws some powder on
a flame, and there is a bright flash with billowing blue smoke. The
witch doctor says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it
once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for
as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it's over?"
The witch doctor replies, "All you or your partner has to say is
'1234' and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for
a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife
with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123" and
suddenly he's "standing tall!"
His wife turns over and says, "What did you say '123' for?"
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