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A Great Satire
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>>we need a little humor with all this political shenanigans..i surely
hope that the old saying that "cry babies don't win" will apply here..
a better question might be: " how many people and how many times
does it take to count one vote?" or is it, "how many times will a person
be allowed to vote, if they don't think they voted properly the
first (and supposedly only) time?
and Yogi Berra did have it right, just added too much to the end.."
it is never over....
Subject: A GREAT SATIRE
QUESTION:
>> Why did the chicken cross the road?
>> ANSWERS:
VICE PRESIDENT GORE
I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the
chickens right now. I will not give up on the
chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the
chickens and I will not disappoint them.
GOVERNOR GEORGE W.BUSH
I don't believe we need to get the chickens across
the road. I say give the road to the chickens and
let them decide. The government needs to stop
strangling the chickens so they can get across the
road.
SENATOR LIEBERMAN
I believe that every chicken has the right to
worship their God in their own way. Crossing the
road is a spiritual journey. No chicken should be
denied the right to cross the road in his or her
own way.
SECRETARY CHENEY
Chickens are big-time because they have wings.
They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't
want to cross the road. They don't need help
crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in
crossing the road myself.
RALPH NADER
Chickens are misled into believing there is a road
by the evil tire makers. Chickens aren't
ignorant, but our society pays tire makers to
create the need for these roads and then lures
chickens into believing there is an advantage to
crossing them. Down with the roads, up with
chickens.
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking
American.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious?
Can't you people see the plain truth in front of
your face? The chicken was going to the "other
side." That's what "they" call it-the "other
side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And,
if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.
I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out
this abomination that the liberal media
whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like
"the other side." That chicken should not be free
to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as
that.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it
crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free
to cross without having their motives called into
question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
the road. Someone told us that the chicken
crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we
were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve
gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook
-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of
eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the
road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What
do you mean by "chicken"?
Could you define "chicken" please?
GEORGE BUSH, SR.
I don't think I should have to answer that
question.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
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