HeY EvEry 1 ThEsE R MY qOuTeS I hOpe U LiKe Dem!!! :)

1.:)LiKe Ur StYle LiKe Ur ClAsS BuT MoSt Of @lL I LiKe Ur ArSe:)

2.  :pBoYz R LiKe LaVa-LaMpS, ThEy'Re HoT But NoT ThAt BrIgHt!!:p

3. I LiKe BaCoN I LiKe PoRk RuN PigGy RuN PigGy I GoT @ FoRk

4. GuYs R LiKe ToIlEt$ TheRe EiThER EnGagEd Or FuLl Of ShiT!

5. (b)If Ya DrInk AnD DrIvE Ur A BlOoDy IdIo+ Bu+ If y@ MaKe It HoMe YoUr A BlOoDy LeGeNd(Y)

6.(l):PU BeT+Er TaKe SoMe SleEpIn PiLls Coz ThE OnLY W@Y Ur GoNn@ Ge+ Me Is In Ur DrEaMs(*)(S)

7.A FuNnY GuY CaN MaKe U LaUgH:)A SwEeT GuY CaN OpEn Ur He@rT,BuT OnLy @ HoT GuY CaN OpEn Ur LeG$ 

8.U C@n F@lL FrOm Da SkY Or F@lL FrOm a TrEe BuT ThE BeSt WaY To FaLl Is iN (l) WiTh Me!!

9.(l)LoVe Me NoW Or LoVe Me NeV@ BuT If Y@ LoVe Me LoVe Me 4eva(L)

10.GoD MaDe PepsI GoD MaDe CoKe God MaDe BoYs FoR A JoKe

11. DoN't CaLl Me A PrInCe$$ DoN'+ C@lL Me A QuEeN JuSt CaLl Me ThE Cu+eS+ LiT+lE PrInCe$s U h@Ve EvA SeEn!!

12. I lOvE ....... YeS I dO He Is 4 Me AnD NoT 4 U @nD U If By Ch@nCe U T@kE MaH PlAcE I'll GeT My FiSt SmAsH Ur FaCE!!

13.?¿?CaN H@vE Ur PhOtO So I CaN ShOw SaNtA WhAt I wAnT 4 XmAs?¿?

14.An A @PplE A DaY KeEpS dA DoCteR AwAy...BuT If ThE DoCtOr Is Cu+E DeN ScReW Da FrUi+!!

15. ;)MiRroRs CaN'+ TaLk LuCkY 4 U ThEy CaN't LaUgH EiThEr:P

16. A PrEt+Y GiRl CaN KiSs A gUy, A BiRd CaN KiSs A But+ErfLy ThE RiSiNg SuN CaN KiSs Da GrAsS And U mY FrIeNd CaN KiSs My AsS

17. GuYs R LiKe RoSeS WaTcH Out 4 dEr PrIc$.

18.(b)NeVa DrInK AnD DrIvE Ya MiGhT SpiLl SoMe(B)

19.WeNt FrOm CaNdY @nD ToYs 2 CeLl PhOneS AnD BoyS

20. I Am WeAsEl

21.If FrIeNd$ WeRe FlOwErS I'd PiCk U!

22.(8)WiTh LeGs WiDw OpeN(8)NoT A PrEtTy SiTe(8)

23. If Ya SwEeT U CaN CaLl me HoNeY If Ya CuTe U CaN CaLl Me BaBy But If Ya hOt U cAn CaLl Me 2NiGhT!!

24.(k):PA PeAch Is A pEaCh A PlUm Is PlUm A KiSs IsN't A kIsS WiThOu+ SoMe ToUnGE(k):P

25 My ImAgInArY FrIeND ThInK$ U HaVe SeRiOuS PrObLeMs!!

26.;)WAt A UgLy PuPpY(&)Oh SoRry ThAtS Ur BaBy:P

27. (L) I O U T L C (L)

Hey thats about it every 1 i hope u enjoyed readin em cya :)