Allan's scary movie

Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

Girl : hello? voice : who is this? girl : who do you think this is? voice : what? hey! i'm supposed to say that! girl : what? isn't this mike? my boyfriend? voice : no! of cours... I mean.. Yes! why this is mike! hi baby, i wanna get in your room! girl : this isn't mike is it? everyone knows i'm frigit! voice : yeah... Um... Heh heh... I was just kidding! girl : ok! so what's up? voice : oh! i just hate lying! i'm really a psycho killer intent on brutally murdering you, because you hit my cat last summer! girl : (screams) voice : yeah.. I am pretty good... Girl : (interupting him) eeeek! a spider! save me! voice : aaah!! where! i hate spiders! girl : (splat) there! all gone! voice : uh-oh! good job! it's gonna start raining now! (thunder is heard, and instantly, it starts raining) voice : dammot! now i'm getting al wet! girl : well? why don't you come on inside (opens front door to see man in ghost face standing there) oh! hello mr ghostface! you scared me! please come in! voice : uh... Thanx.... Girl : my name is sarah! and you are? voice : uh.... Joe. Sarah : okay... Oh! you must be so cold! here... I'll go make you some food! joe (?) : oh that's okay! you don't have to.... Sarah : but i insist! what would you like? joe : well, i would just "kill" for some blood red tomato juice! sarah : i think we have some... Would you like a sandwhich? (goes into kitchen) joe : sure! (sits down, and looks around. All over the walls, are newspaper clips saying things like "sarah rivers get 100% final mark" and "young girl saves 18 children from burning house) such a shame i have to kill you! sarah : what was that? joe : uh.... Nothing! yeah.. That's right! sarah : hmmm? anyway, could you come in here and help me? joe : sure! (goes in and sees sarah looking in fridge) sarah : oh! joe! could you pass me that extremely sharp knife, which i would just hate to be stabbed with? joe : (under his breath) this is too easy! (stabs sarah in back) sarah : ow! you could hurt someone doing that! now apologize! joe : you fool! i am a psychotic killer intent on killing you. (sarah sits there for a minute letting the information absorb into her head, then starts screaming and runs) sarah : help me! someone help me! (runs out door, and hurries to next door neighbours, who happen to be watching a scary movie) mr. Johnson! mrs. Johnson! help me! (bangs on door) mr johnson : wow! what amazing sound effects! mrs johnson : yes! i feel exactly like that young girl really is banging on our door, in terror! sarah : help me you idiots! eek!!! (the killer pops up again) joe : haha! time to die! sarah : wait! tell me why you did this! joe : very well... Then i shall kill you. It all started when i was just a toddler.... (as joe mutters on, sarah starts to run) i really wanted that power ranger doll, but what did my mom say? noooo! it will make me evil, and.... Hey! were did you go? (sees sarah running to the road) damn! they did it again! sarah : (looking back, and sees joe walking) haha! he'll never catch up with me! i was captain of the track team (sarah zooms off, just to be caught up by joe) wow! here i was running at my fastest speed, and you were just walkign and you still caught up with me. Joe : i work out... Alot. Sarah : you must give me the number of your fitness instructor! (joe jams the knife into her back) please! no! don't! i'll never see my parents again! i'll never see my friends again! i'll never see oprah again!! noooooooooooo!!!! joe : (stabbing the knife into sarah again and again) you were always such a "cutting" image of perfection, sarah.... (relizes what he said and starts to laugh) haha! get it? the "cutting" image? and i'm stabbing you! oh i just kill myself.... I did it again! hehe... (sarah takes her last breath, and joe cleans the knife, just to hear clapping. He looks up and sees a bunch of kids in costumes.) joe : uh... What are you doing here? kid 1 : it's halloween! that looked really real! kid 2 : yeah! she looks really dead! kid 3 : trick or treat? joe : uh..... Yeah... Shows over kids! go away! come on sarah (picks her up and carries her off, smiling at the young children) kid 1 : (waving) what a nice man! kid 2 & 3 : (waving) yeah! to be continued...... .

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