·Yo mommas so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out wit a job application!!! 


·Yo momma so ugly, she uses a line of make up called "why bother?" 


·yo mommas so fat, a bus hit her back and she sed "stop throwing rocks kids!" 


·yo mommas so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant! 


·Yo mommas so stupid, she thought mci was a rapper 


·yo mommas so smelly, she made her sure deodorant get confused, her secret deodorant tell on her, and her dove deodorant fly away!! 


·Yo mommas so ugly, when she walks into a strip club, they pay her 2 keep her clothes on! 


·yo mommas so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead cuz she wanted 2 make up her mind! 


·yo mommas so old, she makes farriah facute look good! 


·yo mommas so fat, when she went to the zoo, she got peanuts from the elephants! 


·yo mommas so ugly, she scares the monsters away! 


·yo mommas so stupid, when she read "therapist" she said "the rapist" 


·yo mommas so stupid, she sold the car for gas money! 


·yo mommas so fat, she makes shamoo look like a twig! yo momma is so ugly she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!!!!!!!! 




yo momma is so ugly wen she was born the nurse said ahhhh wat a treasure and her dad said yeh lets bury it!!!!!! 




yo momma is so fat wen she jumped into the ocean all the wales sang #WE ARE FAMILY# !!!!!!!!! 




yo momma is so dumb she failed her blood test!!!!!! 




yo momma is so ugly she looked out of a window and got arrested for indecent exposure!!!!!!! 




yo momma is so hairy she looks like she's got bob marley in a headlock!!!!!!!! 




yo momma is so hairy when you were born you nearly died of rug burn !!!!!!!!! 




yo momma is so fat she wipes out her footprints with her ass!!!!!!!!! 




yo momma is so fat she had to be baptized at seaworld !!!!!!!! 




Yo momma is so poor One day I saw her pounding on a dumpster in an alley so I asked her what she was doing. 


She said her kids had locked her out!!!!!!!! 




yo momma is like a tv a 2 year old could turn her on!!!!!!!! 

yo momma so dumb that she stuck a battery up her ass and said “IVE GOT  THE POWER”

1.Yo Mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale 

2. Yo Mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck 

3. Yo Mama so stupid she thought she could get pregnant from a sperm whale

yo momma's got more roll's then a chinese bakery 




yo momma's got more chin's then a chinese phone book

Yo mama is so fat Osama Bin Laden is hiding in her naval! 




Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper! 




Yo mama so old her social securtiy # is 1!


2.your mama is so fat when her beeper went off everyone ran out of the building,they thought...she was backing up! 




3.your mamas so poor when i came to your house,and stepped on a cigarette light your mama said "who turned off the light!" 




4.your mama so poor she was kicking a soda can and when i asked her what she was doing she said "moving in!" 




5.Your mamas so poor she chased a garbage truck down the road when she finally got out of breath i asked her what she was doiong,and she said "grocery shopping!" 




6.your mamas so ugly when she looked out the window she was immediately arrested for mooning! 




7.your mamas so ugly when she went to the halloween store to by a costume,for good ol' holiday tradition,the people at the counter mistakened her face as the most hideous mask they eva saw! 




8.your mamas so dumb she got hit by a parked car! 




9.your mamas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch! 




10.your mamas so stupid,when she was running out of energy one day,she stuck a battery up her ass and cried out "i've got the power!!" 




11.your mamas so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!