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1) Your brand new shirt is way to tight on the stomach area
2) Your fat is bolging out of your shorts
3) Your friends always insult you with fatty names such as Chunk.
4) You love watching the food channel while pigging out on ice cream
5) In 5 minutes You eat a whole lamb
6) You choose food over a hott date
7) You go to an awesome party just so you can eat the food at the snack table.
8) Your mom had to ground you from choclate
9) Your moms gone broke because she bought to many scales so you could fit on all of them.
10) You went from a size 5 to a size 13 in 3 weeks.
11) Jenny Craig is part of your daily vocabulary
12) You didn't buy your best friends gifts for Christmas because you spent all your money on junk food.
13) You steal all the gingerbread cookies when you go to your aunts Christmas party
14) Your nickname has changed to rolos because of all yours rolls
15) Your friends tell you to think of taking up the subway diet
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