>I know you think I'm cute,I know you think I'm fine but like the rest of the guys take a number and wait in line!



>I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on 
my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all 
because you kissed me good night 



>Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you, they don't laugh either.

>One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions

>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head 

>I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive then I realized...oh ya! Sucicidez a crime!

>You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7. 

>Girl of the year, sweetie of the season, your man leftcha and I'm the reason.

>Im not a mirage, Im not an illusion, Im an angel, so whats the confusion??? 

>I wasn't kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret.

>Like what you see, dial 1-800-YOU-WISH

>I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right.

>If you've been naughty go to your room....If you want to be 
naughty come to mine.

>East to the sea, west to the land, Death to the b!tch that touches my man.

>Children in the dark cause accidents, acciden't in the dark cause children.

>Screw Twizzlers!...I'll Make Your mouth happy.

>I'm a princess I live in the clouds if you wanna kick it with me you better bow down get on your knees and call me your highness cuz believe me baby I'm Canada's finest!

>Remember mah Name,Remember Mah Face,Cuz there Ain't No other Honey that can Mah Place.

>iM LoSt...WHiCh WaY 2 Ur HoUse?

>A day without sunshine is like you know...NIGHT?

>Your jealousy is my energy. Ever wonder why I'm so hyper? 

>And at the end of the day...its like NIGHT!

>I'm a bitch and I got class. Mess with me and I'll kick your ass.

>So for all you hoes that think you're cool, just remember bitches rule! 

>Every morning is the dawn of a new terror

>I used to contain myself but then I escaped!

>I do whatever the Rice Krispies tell me to!

>eat right...stay clean...exercise...die anyway

>Friends help you move...REAL friends help you move bodies.

>the only trouble with you is that your still alive

>Some people are still alive because it is illegal to kill them

>Out of my mind...be back in five minutes

>I think we met in a past life...you were a dipstick then too

>Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh.

>VEGETARIAN: Native American word for lousy hunter.

>Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks your an ass.

>If I wanted to hear the pitter patter of little feet...I'd put shoes on my cat.

>My mind is like a steel trap...prone to rust and illegal in 37 states.

>Too many freaks not enough circuses.
>Chaos,panic, and disorder...my work here is done.


>Well this day was a total waste of eyeliner.

>This isn't BurgerKing...you can't have it your way.
>Not the brightest crayone in the box are we?

>I'm shy,I'm quiet,I'm a angel in disguise,I'm nasty,I'm loud,I'm a devil inside.

>You laugh at me cause I'm different...I laugh at you cause you're all the same.

>A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,a kiss is not a kiss without a little tongue.

>Do u believe in love at first site? or should I walk by you again?

>God made mud,God made dirt,God made guys so girls can flirt.

>I'm like Sleeping Beauty...Except I've been sleeping for 100 years and my prince hasn't come!

>Grab life by the lemons...then sqeeze the juice into a watergun and squirt it into peoples eyes!

>Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down! 

>Ashes to Ashes Dust to Dust Life is short so PARTY we must!! 

>Hello, have we met before?- Oh thats right I've seen your picture in the dictionary beside DANG!

>Why do they call it French kissing when Canadian's do it best?

>Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a big giant squirrel. Does that make me a nut?

>You OFF MY PLANET!

>It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" 
It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"

>Friends don't let friends dress like hootchies!

>If you treat a girl like a dog she is going to pee on you.

>Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.

>B.. S.. its short for Britney Spears.

>I love him,oh yes I do, hes for me not for you, and if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face.

>I'm Just Like Heaven...Everyone Wants to Get to Me.

>Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil devil! 

>I'm Blonde, what's you excuse?

>Surgeon General Warning: Flirting with me maay cause extreme 
infactuation & in some cases unbelievable pleasure!

>I'm not smiling at you,I'm trying not to laugh!

>If loving you's a crime, than I'm a criminal,About to do some 
time unconditional.The love I have for you. So please forgive me because my heart is true.

>Sweet as candy hot as fire I'm the girl every boy desires!

>Birdy Birdy in the sky,why'd you do that in my eye? Look's like sugar tastes like sap...OH MY GOD! It's birdy cr*p!

>Sometimes you have to run to see who will follow you...

>Before you critize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes...That way you're a mile away and you have theire shoes.

>You better take sleeping pills baby because the only place you 
will get to me is in your dreams!

>Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

>My door is always open...feel free to leave.

>Guy's dont say EX...They say NEXT!

>If life were a box of choclates...I wouldn't eat it.

>Ociffer there is no blood in my alchohol system!

>Ociffer I swear to drunk I'm not god!

>Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

>I don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in my pool!

>If your happy and you know it......get out of my house!

>Your village called...they're missing their idiot!

>I'm a genie in a bottle and you're a tramp in a lamp!

>I smile because I have no idea whats going on!

>What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!



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