10 RULES TO EITHER KEEP A GIRL OR MAKE HER MAD

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HERE ARE 10 WAYS TO KEEP A GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE HER HAPPY!!


1. Never talk about how fine the girl that sits next to u is!! That will just piss us off.

2. Dont EVER say that u love us when ur just tying to get "some", us smart girls will figure it out and not give u ANYTHING!

3. If we are walking somewhere together dont stare at the girl's ass that is walking in front of u! That just isnt right at all!

4. If we think that we are fat dont nod ur head and agree with us. we would rather u not say anything then agree with us in that situation.

5. When we are making out in the movie theatre dont stop all of a sudden to see what is happening in the movie. Is it really that important anyways?

6. Dont ever ask us, "where in the hell did ur momma think of that name for u??"

7. Love me for my mind, not my body.

8. Play with my body not my mind!

9. Never EVER ask if ur friend can kiss us to see how good we are. Why in the hell would we wanna kiss ur friend anyways?

10. If ur girlfriend says she wants "something", GIVE IT TO HER! If she doesnt then DONT TRY IT!


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