1-   if u were a tear in my eye i wouldnt cry incase i lost you


  2-    i wish i was a glow worm, a glow worm  is never glum, cos how can u b GLUM wen the sun shines out of ya bum!


  3-    im 98% beautiful and 2% crazy...........or is it the other way around?


  4-    if all da boys lived ova the sea wat a good swimmer i would be!


  5-    aids kills dont be silly put dat condom on ur willy!

 
  6-    if love isnt a game then y r there so many playerz


  7-    forgetting u is hard 2 do forgeting me is up 2 u, now that were apart all i can say is baby uve broken my heart!


  8-    roses r red lemons r sour open ur legs and give me an hour


  9-    {name}hot {name}fine, move ova girls {name} mine


  10-    2 me u r heaven do u open at wat.... eleven!!


  11-    kids in the back seats of cars cause accidents, accidents in the back seat of cars causes children!


  12-    so........................kiss me!


  13-    have u seen my smile, cos the last time i saw it was wen i was wif u


  14-    blonde bomshell


  15-    brunnet babe