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A Heavenly Marriage
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married this couple has a
fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on
St. Peter to do an intake. In conversation while waiting they wonder if
they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and
they ask him.
St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone ever asked.
"Let me go find out," and he leaves. The couple sits for a couple of
months and in conversation they begin to wonder if they really should get
married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all.
"What if it doesn't work out?, " they wonder, "Are we stuck together
forever?" St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat
bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, " you can get married in
Heaven." "Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out?
Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced, slams his
clipboard onto the ground. "Whats wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple.
"Jeez!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a priest up
here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a
lawyer!?"
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