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One day, an brunette Aussie, a black haired Kiwi, a red head Irishman and a blonde American went to a fair. They saw a big slide with a sign saying 'Wish Slide'. Without hesitation they payed and a Genie appeared, "You have four wishes. Slide down the Wish Slide and say what you wish for. It shall be granted." So the Australian slid down and yelled, "GOLD!" and he landed in a pile of gold. The Kiwi followed suit but slid down and yelled, "SILVER!" He landed in a pile of silver. The Irishman followed his friends footsteps, he slid down and yelled, "BRONZE!" And he landed in a pile of bronze. The American's turn came at last. He was a skinny bloke, so the ride was fast for him, as he sped down he yelled, "SHIT!" And guess what he landed in!?!

So that proves that blondes ARE dumb and smelly.


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