Da Best Damn Joke Eva=-

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So, a British Pilot is Shot Down over Nazi Germany During World War 2.  His Leg is mangled pretty bad in the wreckage and after he's captured, the Germans decide it must be amputated. Before they amputate the leg, he asks the Officer in charge "After you amputate my leg, could you drop it over England during a bombing run?"

The Officer ponders this for a bit, but finally agrees to it.

The British Pilot was then put in a POW camp, but as luck would have it, a group of prisioners tried to break out the day after he was put in the camp.  He was shot in the crossfire by accident by one of the German Guards.

Now His Arm was riddled with bullets, so they decided to amputate it. and Again he asked the officer if he would drop his fallen limb over Britain during a bombing run. And again, the officer agrees.

Now the pilot is placed in a Factory doing hard labour. One day he falls off his stool and his arm gets jammed into the open gears of a giant machine and is mangled up to his elbow.

Again, the germans decide to amputate. and again he asks if he can have his limb dropped over england during a bombing run.

This time the officer says "NEIN, VEE THINK YOUH ARE TRYINK TO ESCAPE!!"

                                          ~Credit to AkiraGorn909

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