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A boy and his bullet
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A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a
masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in
the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to
leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the
room in tears. "What's wrong" asks the mother.
"I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies the
daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what
happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter
walks in to the room in tears.
"Mum, I was having a pee and this bullet came out". Again the
mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years
ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears.
"It's okay" says the mum, "I know what happened, you were having a
pee and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
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