1.Never bring up past relationships, we got shit on u's too


2.Never show your "sexist bastard" side, we will only kick the shit out of you!


3.Never insist on being there 24/7 when its blatently obvious i dont want you to, i can talk to other people, drink and find my OWN way home ok!


4.So what if im slightly possisive, dont i have a right to be, its not that i dont trust u...well actually YES IT IS


5.I can look after myself, i dont need a babysitter when im clubbing thanks


6.yes i am well aware of my allowed alcohol intake...but if i wanna get drunk...DONT THINK UR GONNA STOP ME


7.Just cuz we chat bout other guys...especially wen were talkin about males mates...DO NOT GET JEALOUS...if i'd wanted em, i woulda gone about gettin it ages ago


8.just cuz we can satisfy you...do not for one minute think that is gonna be there wen ever u want it...if im tired etc...get over it, if i dont feel like it...just turn me on :)