10 Rules for guys about girls... boyfriends especially!
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1) When we are sick, don't tell us we look like shit, or sound like shit, you will never hear the end of it.
2) When we are in a pissy mood, Don't ask us if we are on the rag.
3) When we want to sleep in, don't think about waking us up to make you something to eat, god DID give you two hands, learn how to use them.
4) Don't hog the TV, we aren't like you couch potatos...but we DO like to watch T.V sometimes.
5) When we ask you to go to a "chick flick" with us, don't complain about it, show us how much you care by going, come on, act like a man!
6) When we have little stubbles from a days worth of lacking shaving...don't tell us or whine about it, we dont complain about your leg hairs or facial hairs...which are MUCH worse.
7) If we ask you if we are fat, but always tell you not to lie, LIE! Dont tell us we are fat.
8) Don't play around on us, women always find out about things like that, think we are bitches when on the rag? Nothing compared to finding out our man cheated.
9) Don't act like you are better off without us, because you aren't. Truth be it, men NEED women to survive every day life.
10) NEVER argue with us, we will most likely always win.
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