How to dye your hair colour, and be able to call yourself BLOUNDE

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Note: If your already blounde, you won't need to do this. This is for people(perferably female) who ISN'T I repeat ISN'T blounde already.

Meathod:
1. Before you dye your hair, buy the hair colour or go to the hairdresser and make the appointment FIRST before you ether get ripped off or buy the wrong thing.

2. Your not going to be able to take in any more information in your brain, so you might want to delete unessicary information.

3. Inform your friends and family you are going to dye your hair, so they will understand why you took the 22 bus twice when you missed the 44 bus. For your friends who are already blounde, speak slowly.

4. Enlarge your breasts to at least size 12 D.

5. Get used to people t a l k i n g  s l o w l y.

6. Practise on your californian valley girl accent.

7. Throw away all sensible clothes. If that means you need new clothes, remember, that involves shopping.

8. I do understand if this is taking awhile to comprehend.

9. Now by this stage you should be prepared. Now go to the hairdress or read the instructions on the packet.

.-: AR I luv u fo lyfe :-.

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