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10 Signs That You Are A High School Senior
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1. You don't sleep anymore- you "sleep."
2. Calculus homework seems like a refreshing break.
3. You spend more time with your computer than you do with your friends.
4. You are thinking of dropping out of the whole college application process and starting your own porn magazine.
5. You are at your all-time record of three pots of coffee a day.
6. You are sick of all the endless self-reflection and decide that even if you do get into college, you will join a cult instead.
7. You want to seek out all the ETS employees and beat them until they return your money for all six saturday mornings that you had to spend in school frying your brains out-- not to mention those times that you called early to get your scores, and when you had to rush those scores.
8. You have sharpened your SAT skills to the point that you start finishing people's sentences with what you think are appropriate vocab words.
9. Your guidance counselor is your new best friend.
10. You decide to change your name because you are so goddamn tired of writing the one you have now. Same goes for your social security number.
Hang in there, guys!
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