EALLY GOOD PICK UP LINES*******!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
"Didn't we go to different schools together???"
"I think what we have here is meaningful flirtation"
"Come on, you'll do"
"Hi, I'm new here. Could you show to your favourite restaurant?"
(write on a card) "Smile if you want to go to bed with me"
"Until I saw you, I knew I only fancied people of the same sex. Now I'm confused. Help me?"
"do you have a girlfriend? Wouldn't you like a second one for special occasions?"
"Hey baby, want to get lucky"
"Hi, I just noticed you gazing at me from across the room. I'll give you a moment to catch your breath."
"I can tell that your body is really lonely"
"my friends call me orange, Would you like to give me a squeeze?"
"did you know that your body is over 90% water,? and I'm really thirsty"
(as he walks past, follow, and say) "So, where are we going"
"Mmmmmmm, you give a whole meaning to the word 'edible' "
(write on a card) "believe me when i say my heart cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing, you would be reading this note with your lips"
"Your hair would look wonderful with my fingers running through it"
"so, what are the chances we can engage in anything more than conversation???"
"did you know that I wrote the Kama Sutra???"
"I'm no good at opening lines, why don't we just pretend we know each other"
" nice suit, can I talk you out of it??"
"i'm in the process of writing a telephone book, can i take your number?"
"I'm not drunk, I'mjust intoxicated by you."
"Oh, are those shoulder blades? I thought they might be wings"
"Are you religous? Good. Because I'm the answer to your prayers"
"Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"
" I was sitting here, holding a cigarette, and then, i realised, I'd rather be holding you."
"you remind me of a compass, because I'd be lost without you."
"If i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
"you're so hot, I had to turn off my smoke alarm"
"is there an airport nearby? or is that just my heart taking off??"
"can i please be your slave tonight?"
"Pardon me, but may i attempt to seduce you?"
"Why don't we slip off , and see if we can ruin the suspension on my car?"
"there's a 50% chance that we'll have sex tonight. I want to-do you?"
"you know, you look alot like my next boyfriend"
"I had a really sexy dream last night, and you were the star. I want to know if you're that good in reality"
"get your coat, You've scored!"
" i dont want to know your name. Just make love to me"
"pick a number between 1 and 10- YOU LOSE! take your clothes off!"
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