|
Mom's Brownie Recipe
Rating:
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
* Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.
* Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.
* Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."
* Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.
* Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards.
* Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.
* Take shortening can away from Jr. again and bathe cat.
* Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing
shortening from cat's tail.
* Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour. Take
smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows for
ventilation.
* Take telephone away from Billy and assure party on the line the call was
a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct dialed call removed
from bill.
* Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.
* Let cat out of refrigerator.
* Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan.
* Bake 25 minutes.
* Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy. Explain to kids that you have
no idea if shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside while there's still
time and he's still able to run away.
FROSTING
* Mix the following in saucepan:
1 cup sugar
1 oz unsweetened chocolate
1/4 cup margarine
* Take the teddy bear out of the broiler and throw it away -- far away.
* Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you didn't know
Jr had slipped out of the house and was heading for the street. Put Jr in
playpen.
* Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2
minutes.
* Answer door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having stuck a garden
hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for ruined carpet.
* Tie Billy to clothesline.
* Remove burned brownies from oven.
Submitted by 44
Print this forward
Rate this forward:
Bored.com
- Tons of fun stuff to do when you are bored.
MakeWebsites.com
- Free tools for creating your own website.
LifeBets.com
- Win a $100 prize by correctly predicting real life events.
Free Stuff For
Teens - Teen Freebies: video games, cd's, magazines, contests,
beauty products, posters, and more. Only lists free offers that
don't have minimum age requirements.
SearchCactus.com
- A search engine where you get money for each search that you do.
Must be at least 13 years old and a U.S. resident.
Adoptme.com
- Adopt a virtual pet.
Digitalfilms.com
- Make your own movie online for free
CheapFlowers.com
- Buy flowers online for $29.95 with no extra delivery charge or
other fees.
|
|
