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>> > > > > >4 Doctors were talking shop one day...
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>> > > > > >An Israeli doctor said,
>> > > > > >"Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can
>> > > > > >take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have
>> > > > > >him looking for work in six weeks."
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>> > > > > >A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can
>> > > > > >take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have
>> > > > > >him looking for work in four weeks."
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>> > > > > >A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so
>> > > > > >advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in
>> > > > > >another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
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>> > > > > >The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Ha!
>> > > > > >We are about to take an ass out of Texas and put him in
>> > > > > >the White House and half the country will be looking for work
>> > > > > >the next day!"
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