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Elderly Couple
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner
together in a small
tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife "Do
you remember the
first time we had sex together, over fifty years ago?
We went behind
this
tavern.You leaned against the fence and I made love to
you from
behind."
"Yes", she says, "I remember it well." "OK", he says,
"How about taking
a
stroll round there again and we can do it for old
times sake?" "Ooh
Henry,
you devil, that sounds like a good idea", she answers.
There's a man
sitting at the next table listening to all this,
having a chuckle to
himself. He
thinks, 'I've got to see this, two old timers having
sex against a
fence.'
So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the
tavern and make
their
way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes
her knickers down
and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around
and as she hangs
on to
the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt
into the most
furious sex
the watching man has ever seen. They are bucking and
jumping like
eighteen-year-olds.
This goes on for about forty minutes. She's yelling
"Ohhh God!" He's
hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most
athletic sex
imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the
ground. The guy
watching is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
about life that
he
didn't know. He starts to think about his own aged
parents and wonders
whether they still have sex like this.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old
couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The guy, still
watching thinks, 'That was truly amazing, he was going
like a train.
I've
got to ask him what his secret is.' As the couple
pass, the guy says
to
them, "That was something else, you must have been
shagging for about
forty minutes. How do you manage it? Is there some
sort of secret?"
"No,
there's
no secret", the old man says, "except fifty years ago
that damn fence
wasn't electric."
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