20 things they try 2 not teach us!!

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It alwaz seems that in school..you are sapposed 2 learn wut good and bad is..school is the place i learned...

1- how to buy weed off of kids for only 10 buks

2-where the best place 2 get high is

3- sell weed without getting caugt..and also holding it

4- learn how 2 cheat

5- copy off of other kids

6-be a complet bitch 2 other ppl and teachers!

7- ur new best frends r the biggest druggies in the school

8- how 2 beat some1 up the rite way...knoking there teeth out..breaking there nose..or arm..ect ect

9- vandalize the school without getting caught by the dumbass teachers...DURING CLASS

10- it is possible 2 spit in ur teachers drink without them noticing...

11- ppl at school taught me how 2 sneak out of the house the rite way...NOT GETTING CAUGHT

12-have my frends sneek over at 2 in the morning for beer and weed..

13- telling ur teacher 2 go 2 hell rite to his face and not get in trouble..

14- how 2 make the BEST spitball pen..and smak ur teacher rite in the forhead!

15- how to jump on someones bac and attack them....the rite way!

16- give oralsex..or just plan sex

17-even if ur fat..and ugly..having boobs and wearing low cut shirts and high skirts..WILL make you poular...with the guys atleast.

18- you learn that its not like gr4 anymore..guys do expect head...and guys do jack off..more then 4 times a week.

19- guys will try 2 get u drunk to get in ur pants..most of the times it works.

20- and finally...parties ARE the greatest wen there is weed and beer!

those are 20 things i have learned from gr8! buh byez ..*muah*


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