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One day a blonde walks into a barber shop and she asks if he can trim her hair without taking her headphone of hesitates and says ok. he trims the top and the back. the next day the blonde went in agian and says "you missed a spot can u fix it without taking the headphone off" he says"no i cant cut ur hair unless i take the headphone off so he takes them off and the blond falls to the floor and dies.later that day when the police were investigating the headphones were still playing and it was saying breath in breath out.
if u didnt get it the blonde dropped dead because she didnt know wat to do!
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Q. Wats the difference between a blonde and a misqeto?
A. When u slap a misqeto it stops suckin!
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There waqs a blonde a burnnet and a redhead. they were all trapped on an island that is 20 miles away from the other island.the red head desides that she is going to try and swim to the island she swims 10 miles and drowns. the burnnet tries and she drowns after 15 miles. the blonde tries and she swims 19 miles and she got tired so she swam back to the island.
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There wer 3 blondes they were driving to disneyland. they got close and they saw a sign that said disneyland left so they turned around and went home.
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ok those were my jokes and id like to dedicate to all my freinds and family that are blonde especially... Lauren, KB, and my sister. this isnt hate i would just like to say that becaus ehtey are blondes literally!

   

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