O.o+MSN QUOTES AND SCREEN NAMES+o.O
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:P a peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, but a kiss ain't a kiss without some tounge:P
Guns don't kill people but they do make it easier!
I'm a happy child NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
Your just jealous cuz the voices only talk to ME!
As i lay in bed, looking at the stars, and i think to myself, "where the heck is that ceiling?"
I'm not a stalker, i'm just observant!
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over
when scientists do discover the center of the universe dont be disappointed that its not you
its better to let someone think your an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas!!
~*~I'm not a tease! I'm just a reminder of what you CAN'T have!~*~
I mAy NoT bE fReD fLiNsToNe...BuT i SuRe CaN mAkE yOuR bEdRoCk!!
Life is not a garden, so stop being a hoe!
Men are like Roses, u have to watch out for all the pricks
Someday ur prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
Famous last words: i wonder what will happen if u put these two wires tog--
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Why do blondes have more fun? They're more easily ammused!
He who laughs last thinks the slowest
If u think sex is a pain in the ass....ur doing it the WRONG WAY!!
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather--not yelling and screaming like the passangers in his car..
Smile, its the second best thing u can do with ur lips;)
I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it
I can go from zero to Bitch in 2.2 seconds
I have PMS and a hand gun...oh, sorry did u say something?
The more people i meet, the more i like my cat
The more i learn, the less i understand
Laugh and the world laughs with u, cry and the world laughs @ u
Heck is for people that dont believe in Gosh
It takes more faith to believe that i came from a monkey than to believe that i came from God
my opinions may have changed, but not the fact that i am right
If u cant learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly
Life's a bitch...then u die.
Kids in the back seats cause accidents....accidents in the back seat cause kids
If u dont like the way i drive...GET OFF THE SIDEWALK!!
Study long...study wrong!
i wish i were barbie, that bitch has EVERYTHING!
Flies spread disease, so keep urs closed!!
Suiside is ur way of telling god...u cant fire me! i quit!!
Why is Abbreviation such a long word?
I have PMS and a hand gun...any questions?
Where in the nurery rhyme does it say anything about humpty dumpty being an egg???
If u cant dazzle them with ur brilliance, baffle them with ur bullshit
Second place is the first loser.
I just filled my car up with gas...now its worth $50
u've been a naughty boy! go to MY room!
Men are like outhouses, always taken or full of shit
I may be fat, but ur ugly...i can diet
time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all its students
if u think the way to a mans heart is his stomach, ur aiming to high.
I've lost my phone #, can i have urs?
Always remember...ur unique, just like everyone else
When theres a will, i want to be in it:)
Why cant woman learn to put the toilet seat back UP?!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Honk if u love boy bands, then drive urself into a tree!!
Men are proff that woman can take a joke
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off NOW!
Can i pay my Visa bill with my mastercard?
*~If you're asking if I need you the answer is forever... If you're askin if I'll leave you the answer is never...If you're askin what I value the answer is you... if you're askin if I love you the answer is I do~*
~*Should I smile because you're my friend, or cry because that's all we'll ever be?*~
~*Its hard to Tell your mind to stop loving someone, when your heart still does.*~
~*I just think that if everyone just gave the poor little rabbit his Trix the world would be a better place*~
** He holds me when I start to cry, makes me smile with just his eyes, shares my hopes, dreams, and fears, wipes away all my tears, I love him without regret, I just havent found him yet
** Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile, so whenever you're lonely remember this is true, someone, somewhere, is thinking of you (my favorite)
** A kiss is just a kiss until you find the one you love, a hug is just a hug until it's from the one you're thinking of, a dream is just a dream until you make it come true, love is just a word until it's proven to you
** If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard!!
** When someone annoys you, remember: it takes 42 muscles in you face to frown, but it takes only four muscles to extend your arm and slap them upside the head
** To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
** Help! I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet! (love this one)
** I'm convincing myself, yes, I'll find someone new, I won't be alone and I won't be with you, you're waiting for me to crawl back to your side, but no, not this time, I'm keeping my pride, so good-bye forever, I'll be on my way, it's gonna take time, but I'll be okay
** I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care, I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do, I'm sorry, I just can't help myself, I've fallen in love with you
** It's true you never know what you have until it's gone, but it's also true you don't know what you're missing until it arrives
** Always be yourself because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
** Life was much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties
** I will love you, yet to love you makes me cry, so forever i will love you and forever i will cry
** Love me now love me never but if you love me love me forever
** never say i love you if you dont really care
never talk bout feelings if they arent really there
never hold my hand if you are going to break my heart
never say are going to if you dont plan to start
never look into my eyes if all you do is lie
never say hello if you really mean goodbye
if you really mean forever then say that you will try
never say forever cause forever makes me cry
** I hate the way you're always right,
I hate the way you lie.
I hate that you make me laugh,
even worse that you make me cry.
I hate that you're not around,
and that you didn't call.
But most of all i hate the fact,
that I don't hate you not even a little, not even at all. (10 things....)
** Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, and always will. Love me now, love me never, but if you're gonna love me then love me forever.
** One day your gonna want me like i wanted you. One day you’ll need me like i thought i needed you. One day your gonna want me, and i wont want you. (love this one hehe)
** Life without you is like a broken pencil, completely pointless
** I was over him, i swear. But then he smiled at me and i fell for him all over again
** Dont find the one you can live with, but chase after the one you know you cant live without
Hope ya like em, some of em might have been repeated but oh well
LOV YA LOTZ dedicated to Jordan Love Michelle
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