Ransom Note*

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This just in! We have discovered that there may be even more to this electoral confusion than we realized. Florida has just released this shocking note to the rest of the nation: People of America: We, the people of Florida, are holding your election hostage. We will release your election when you promise to stop sending us your old people. They'll just have to find some other place to go--possibly Canada. What will Congress do in response to this demand? Will they give the Floridians what they want in order to finally finish this stupid election once and for all? Or will they hold strong, even if it means making all of us suffer through this obnoxiousness for even longer? Whatever happens, let's just hope that something gets done before we all collapse and go into comas as a result of extreme boredom.

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