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John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a
salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob,
the owner, had had about enough and warned John that the next
sale he missed would be his last.
Just then a man came in coughing and he ask John for their best
cough syrup. Try as he might John could not find the cough syrup.
Remembering Bob's warning he sold the man a box of laxatives and
told him to take it all at once. The customer did as John said
and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.
Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had
transpired.
"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough
syrup. I substituted laxatives and told him to take it all at
once," John explained.
"Laxatives won't cure a cough!" Bob shouted angrily.
"Sure it will," John said, pointing at the man leaning on the
lamp post. "Look at him. He's afraid to cough."
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