A five-year-old's homework

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It was the first day of kindergarten and little Bobby wanted to make a good impression.  The teacher gave them all homework to go home and get 3 words from their families.  So Bobby rushes home anxiously.  He runs in the house to find his mom laying on the sofa, tired from a hard day's work.  "Mom, mom, mom!"  He exclaims.  "My teacher sent me home telling me to get 3 words from my family and i need a word from you!"  And of course he's talking really fast and she can't understand half of what he says.  Well, she's too tired to care anyway, and dismisses him saying, "Shut-up."  "That's great."  He says, and he writes that down.  So then he goes into his older brothers room, who's about 7, and exclaimes the same thing to him.  Well, his older brother doesn't hear him because he's running around his room in his underwear singing "Dah dah dah dah dah dah, Batman!" along with the t.v.  "Oh, that's a good one!"  Bobby exclaims, writing that down.  He then goes into his older sister's room, again telling her the same thing.  Well, she doesn't hear him because her boyfriend's over and they're getting ready to go on a date.  He asks her if she's ready and she says, "Let's go, babe."  So Bobby also writes this down.  The next day at school, Bobby is called up to the front of the class to share the words he got from his family.  He's all proud and can't wait to begin.  So the teacher tells him to start.  "Shut-up!"  He says.  This startles the teacher.  "Excuse me, young man, who do you think you are?"  She asks angrily. "Dah dah dah dah dah dah, Batman!"  He sings.  Now the teacher is really flustered and the whole class is cracking up.  "That's it, mister, you're going to the principle's office!"  The teacher tells him.  "Let's go, babe."  He responds.

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