HOLY F**KIN SH*T YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!*****

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I was turning 30 years old,

Doin that, your pretty bold

When you have the party in 1970,

You need the bear nessesities

I had been married for 10 years already,

To a man who was pretty god damned steady, ( if u no what i meen)

We already had 3 kids, 2 older boys, and a younger girl,

Who was named by my aunt Mural ( ewww!)

Now the kids are under 12

Oh, by the way, my oldest's name is Mel

We had a garage sale a few weeks ago, when me and Mike were on vacation,

So Mel acually had to go help at the gas station!

Mel, Andrew, and Catherine held the sale, selling some stuff,

Even my 1950's ear muffs

They told us, we wont sell any good stuff,

Mike and I somehow knew that was a bluff

What I didn't know, was the three sold our whole living room set,

They didn't know when I got back, it wasn't like they were going to fly easily through a net

I came home with Mike, we were horrified with the lies,

Mike and I both screamed in unison, " HOLY F**CKIN SH*T YOU GUYS!"










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