Ducks
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
"No," the cashier answered, and with that, the duck left. I slowly traveled to the other side of the store when the duck walked up to the cashier.
"Do you have any grapes?" he asked again. The cashier shook his head, and the duck left. Another five minutes later, the duck came back and asked the same question. The cashier was really ticked at the time and stared the duck down.
"No, we don't have any grapes, and if you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor." The duck left and came back in five minutes. I turned around and leaned on a shelf to watch.
"Do you have any nails?"
"No."
"Do you have any grapes?"
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