I am a College Student

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I am a college student. I have a specific shower stall which I refer to as "mine" and my feet will never touch the floor of it

I am a college student. I try to rotate stalls in the bathroom so I can read all the material taped to the walls.

I am a college student. I now fail to distinguish the difference in taste between water and beer.

I am a FEMALE college student. I own a sweater which resembles a bathrobe.

I am a college student. I didn't get my homework done because the kid I share a book with wasn't home last night to get it to me.

I am a college student. Unsober scrawlings on my message board or late night and unsober IM's from friends across campus no longer perplex me.

I am a college student. Somebody keeps stealing my message board marker.

I am a college student. I pray for hotties in my classes so that I will have a reason to go to that class. I will, however, never talk to any of these hotties.

I am a college student. I can no longer remember what was cooked in those dirty dishes.

I am a college student. My telephone number only has 4 digits.

I am a college student. I have spent nites on the floor because I couldn't get up the ladder to my bed.

I am a college student. I see no problem fitting 2 people in one twin size bed.

I am a college student. I will cross busy streets just to pick up what might be a quarter.

I am a college student. Answering machine messages are a thing to be celebrated.

I am a college student. When I see movie trailers on TV, I say, "I can't wait to RENT that" or download it on my computer

I am a college student. Going "out to eat" no longer involves getting in a vehicle.

I am a college student. I don't know half of my professors' names.

I am a FEMALE college student. I use empty bottles for vases.

I am a college student. Christmas lights are a year-round decoration.

I am a college student. Laundry bags double as suitcases.

I am a FEMALE college student. I have worn my huge fuzzy slippers to the cafeteria at dinnertime.

I am a college student. Going to bed before 2:00 am is almost unheard of.

I am a college student. If it doesn't look or smell dirty, even if it has been on the floor for 3 days, it can be worn again.

I am a college student. I am accustomed to asking, "Do you have a student discount?" wherever I go

I am a college student. Going to early classes in my pajamas is fine.

I am a college student. Waking up 10 minutes before class from a night or just a nap is no problem.

I am a college student. Holding my breath while walking into buildings to avoid the smoke is a defense mechanism.

I am a college student. Since the garbage chute is broken, the garbage bags go on the floor by the door until someone leaves with enough time to go by the dumpster.

I am a college student. If it's messy when my parents come, it's my roommates fault.

I am a college student. Parties Wednesday through Saturday nights are never hard to find.

I am a college student. To get extra money, I sell my plasma, or my roommate's CD's.

I am a college student. I am a free loader.

I am a college student. 3:00 am trips to Wal-Mart are normal, and I am used to being tossed out of Wal-Mart drunk in the wee hours of the morning.

I am a college student. The only times that I eat breakfast are when I am still up from partying the night before...and Steak and Shake or Waffle House--depends on what day of the month)is open and full of other drunk college students.

I am a FEMALE college student, but you will never see me on a "College Girls gone Wild" video.

I am a college student. I am an easy target for cops.

I am a college student. I have yelled at the people on the floor above me for being too loud at 3:00 am.

I am a college student. I seldom make my bed.

I am a college student. I use milk crates for furniture and blankets to cover my window.

I am a college student. I enjoy seeing mail in my mailbox.

I am a college student. I have been to a TOGA party.

I am a college student. I have fallen down on campus before.

I am a college student. I plead to not drive whenever a group of us go out just so I don't lose my parking spot.

I am a college student. I hate bike cops.

I am a college student. I am not afraid to pop-a-squat behind bushes/trees on campus while walking between parties!

I am a college student. And love every bit of it!!!!

Send this email to all of your college buds...I am a college student at...please copy and paste instead of forward. 1. Southwest Missouri State University 2. Westminster College 3. Central Missouri State University 4. Mizzou 5. McKendree 6. University of Missouri ( Go Tigers!) 7. Southwest Missouri State University 8. Southern Illinois University at Edwardsville 9. Maryville University 10. Winthrop University-yeah, yeah, hahahha 11. Belmont Abbey College 12. Clemson University 13. Wake Forest University 14. Wake Forest University 15. Holy Cross 16. Bridgewater State College 17. Stonehill College 18. Curry College 19. Millersville University 20. Drexel University 21. Saint Joseph's University 22. Fairleigh Dickinson University, Madison Campus 23. Rutgers University, Cook Campus 24. Ursinus College 25. Drew University 26. Drew University -- Madison, NJ 27. UMASS, Amherst 28. Bloomsburg University, PA 29. Kean University, NJ 30. Kean University, NJ 31. Penn State, University Park 32. Cal State Fullerton 33. University of Southern California -- Los Angeles, CA 34. Mount Saint Mary's College! ~all girls in LA~ 35. Mount St. Mary's College (again). Los Angeles, CA 36.University of California, Santa Barbara, CA 37. ADELPHI UNIVERSITY, Garden City, NY 38. University of California Los Angeles 39.University of California Los Angeles 40. UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA- WHAT HAT?!?! 41. UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA ... fight on! 42. UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA ... LIKE HAAAAAAAAAT!!! 43. University of California at Riverside ( 45 minutes from LA) 44. SPELMAN COLLEGE, 45. Spelman College 46. Valdosta State University 47. Valdosta State University 48. Georgia Southern University:) 49. FAMU 50. FAMU 51. NC State!!! Wolf pack pride! (but i'm still a FLA Queen) 52. University of Florida. 53. University of Florida 54. Duke 55. Duke University 56. Columbus State University (GA baby) 57. Stanford University 58. University of Chicago 59. University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill 60. University of North Carolina at Greensboro 61. North Carolina State University!!!!! Go WOLFPACK! 62. North Carolina State University 63. Appalachian State University 64. UNC Chapel Hill!! Go HEELS!!!!!! 65. ~*~UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA AT CHARLOTTE~*~ROCK ON~ 66. FLORIDA TECH 67. Florida Tech! :) 68. Purdue University- Boiler Up Baby! 69. MIZZOU 70. Mizzou 71. Mizzou 72. Northwest Missouri State University 73. Truman State University 74. Truman State University (yeah truman, yeah) Go CSP!!!!!!!!! 75. Winona State University 76. College of St. Catherine (the Katies are comin Step out the way) 77. University of Wisconsin-Superior 78. Minnesota State University Mankato 79. North Dakota State University- NDSU 80. Lake Area Tech, Watertown SD 81. Dakota State University, Madison SD 82. St Cloud State University, St Cloud, MN 83. Dakota Wesleyan University, Mitchell, SD 84. Cedar Crest College-Allentown, PA 85. University of South Dakota, Vemillion, SD 86. Creighton Univerisity, Omaha NE 87. CONCORDIA University, Seward NE 88. Concordia University, Seward, Nebraska 89. Cornell College, Mt. Vernon, Iowa 90. Dana College, Blair, Nebraska 91. Dana College, Blair, NE< 92. Dana College, Blair, NE 93 Southeast Community College, Milford, NE 94. MidAmerica Nazarene University, Olathe, KS 95. Doane College, Crete NE 96. Trinity University, San Antonio, TX 97. Trinity U, SA TX!! go tigers!!! 98. *University of Kentucky* 99. UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY 100. UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY!!!!! 101. Western Kentucky* GO TOPS!! 102. WESTERN KENTUCKY UNIVERSITY! 103. Campbellsville University, Kentucky 104. BEREA COLLEGE, KY 105. Austin Peay State University, TN 106. University of Kentucky 107. Eastern KY Univ. 108. Berea College, KY 109. Berea College, KY 110. University of Louisville, KY :D 111. Univeristy of Louisville 112. Jefferson Community College 113. Eastern Kentucky University 114. WESTERN KENTUCKY UNIVERSITY!!!!  (Go Hilltoppers!!!!  woo-hoo) 115. University of Kentucky-Go CATS!!!! 116. Eastern Kentucky University

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