10 reasons to know ur a real dumb american ( responce )
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I just wanna add a little word before i start. This list could be alot longer because americans are actually the dumbest people i have ever met. I go to the states alot for soccer and they talk like they've never been taught how to speak english And just one thing to all you americans... I WOULDNT BE SO PROUD IF I WERE YOU
YEAH CANADA Oh yeah, and one more thing WE KILLED YOU GUYS IN OLYMPIC HOCKEY WOMENS AND MENS
REASONS:
10)You pronounce your O's as A's.
example: instead of hockey, you say hackey
and yes, even though you guys cheated with that ref., we still beat you in womens hockey
( Oh yes, this is our fault that we dont pronounce our o's as a's i mean some americans dont like to get the sport confused with the song the hokey pokey... did u ever think of that? )
9) More than half of your population is overwieght because your standards on food is so low.
( okay who is so bored and such a loser to standardize foods? I mean come on can we say " get a life " oh yes and this again is all our fault, we run around the streets yelling " hey everyone lets get the canadians mad by getting over weight YEAHHHH " )
8) Your population is so high (just like your egos) because of single 14 year old teenage mothers.
( oh my god becky look at her ego i mean it is so big she must be one of those rappers girlfriends or something... what does 14 year old teenagers have to do with having a big ego? u have just abig of an ego saying this to us ya think? )
7) You think Canadians are people who hunt moose and live in igloos AND that we are all mounties.
( how do u know so much about us, yet u hate us so much )
6) You think America is a synonym for earth.
( it is easy to confuse the two, but who cares, u r very conceited )
5) You think that the sport "curling" consists of a curling iron and alot of hair.
( oh but noone in canada does who cares if we dont know what a sport is oh my were all guna die )
4) You think canada has a President.
( thats cause yall cant get a president )
3) When you think that bombing another country makes you so brave, and that you are the leading cause that any wars were won.
( oh yes what a horrible country, is it a crime to defend ourselves? At least we can )
2) You are proud to have Bush as a President.
( yes we are as a matter of fact, he is a great person )
1) You dont understand half of this list.
( Oh yes, if i didnt i wouldnt have been able to write back)
AT LEAST WE CAN MAKE MOVIES
a proud original canadian wrote about how bad amewricans were yet they are on the border of us I AM NOT MAKING FUN OF ANY CANDADIANS ONLY THE ONE OR ONES WHO WROTE THIS
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