A few pretty good jokez about losta stuff!
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
A: Mom I have lots of ticks
Here is a pretty cool saying:)
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away.......
but if the doctor is cute screw the fruit
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off
Q: What happened when the waiter dropped a platter of meat?
A: Turkey got squashed and China got destructed
Q: Why did the baby try to draw a 'B' on its knee?
A: Because he wanted to be a 'Beanie Baby'
Q: Which animal can you never play a game with?
A: A cheetah
Q: Why should you keep on reading this?
A: Because its so funny
( I know that wasn't funny)
Well I hope you got one smile out of this if not..... well thats ok too (BUT I STILL HOPE YOU DID)
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