1 MORE THAN A COUPLE OF MOMMA JOKES!!!!
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Your momma so fat the national weather agency have to assign code names to her farts
Your momma so ugly she got arrested for mooning when she stuck her head out of the window
Your momma smells so bad that people look forward to her farts
Your momma so ugly when she was born they stuck her in an incubator with tinted windows
Your momma TWICE THE MAN U R
Your momma so old she sat behind jesus in third grade
Your momma so old even god calls her momma
Your momma so ugly that when she sits on the beach in the sand cats try to bury her
Your momma so ugly ur dads breath smells like shit coz he'd rather kiss her ass
Your mommas head so big she has to step into her shirts
Your mommas house so small you have to step outside to change your mind
Your momma so hairy her armpits look like she got afroman in a headlock
Your momma so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillance cameras
Your momma so ugly her momma had to be drunk to breast feed her
Your momma so ugly her momma had to tie steaks around her neck just to get the dogs to play with her
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