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- a quater pounder with cheese......................................
whats red and hangs off the back of a train
- a miscarriage...................................
-a lady is pregnant and having a baby, she goes into hospital nd the doctor says breathe breathe, so shes panting and breathing deeply. the baby comes out and the doctor pulls it out chops off the umbillical cord, says "it's a boy" and starts hitting it and throwing it around she goes "what are u doin to my baby?" in histerics the doctor replies "april fools ur baby was born dead"...................................
what's grren slimy and smells like miss piggy?
-kermets fingers
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