LEWINSKY VIRUS 
--Sucks all the memory out of your computer...then e-mails everyone about what it did. 




RONALD REAGAN VIRUS 
--Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. 




MIKE TYSON VIRUS 
--Quits after two bytes. 




OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS 
--Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB. 




DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS 
--Deletes all old files.




ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS 
--Disks can no longer be inserted.




DISNEY VIRUS 
--Everything in your computer goes Goofy. 




PROZAC VIRUS 
--Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. 




JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS 
--Only attacks minor files. 




ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS 
--Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAAAAK.