1) Who was the first person to  look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink  whatever comes out"?

(2) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns  the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

(3)  Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
(4) If Jimmy  cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

(5) Can a  hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

(6) If the professor  on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in  a boat?

(7) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,  but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

(8)  Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
going to  look up there anyway?

(9) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains  on all fours? They're
both dogs

(10) What do you call male  ballerinas?

(11) Can blind people see their dreams? Do they  dream??

(12) Why Are Trix only for kids?

(13) If Wile E. Coyote  had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy  dinner?

(14) Why is a person that handles your money called a  'Broker'?

(15) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

(16) If  corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what  is baby oil made from?

(17) If a man is talking in the forest, and no  woman is there to hear him,
is he still wrong?

(18) Why is it that when  someone tells you that there are over a billion
stars in the universe, you  believe them, but if they tell you there is wet
paint somewhere, you have to  touch it to make sure?


(19) If electricity comes from electrons, does  morality come from morons?

(20) Is Disney World the only people trap  operated by a mouse?

(21) Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle  Little Star have the
same tune?

(22) Do illiterate people get the full  effect of Alphabet Soup?

(23) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a  dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks  his head out the
window?