1 daughter 3 guys

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Onces there was this guy, he had a very pretty daughter.  Her three friends (all boys) came to stay over.  Her father told them: "Whichever one of you doesn't have sex with my daughter, you can marry her."  The boys all agreed, but just to make sure, the man put a knife at his daughter's ass.  The next morning, when no one was awake yet, he went over and pulled offthe 1st guy's pants. His ass fell off.  Same with the second.  But the third guy's ass stayed so the man woke him up and said, "Congratulations You may have my daughter."  The guy was overjoyed, but when he tried to say "Thank you," his tongue fell off.

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