1 big fat reason why avril lavigne is a poser and a fake.

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i hate avril lavign. she's soooooooooo fake. she calls herself the "anti-britany" when really she's just like her. she calls herself skater punk and she can't even skateboard. take a look at her highschool pics... gr 9 she was a wannabe diva. in gr 10 she had the smart girl look goin on, and was overweight. in gr 11 she was a trend follower. now she's a poser. she gives canada a bad name. she must wear inch thick makeup on her face cause in pictures when she's not wearing makup she has these gross red blotches and red eyes. my description of her is a constipated horse wearing sunglasses. and just listen to her music, in concert and shyt she doesn't even sound like the same person as on her music videos. on her music videos she spends millions of dollers to try and make herself seem more punk. look at me im avril, im a rebel i cause trouble in malls and get in trouble with the police, im still a rebel even though i pay the police to chase me and rent the mall. godamn stupid bytch. people i know who used to wear arm gloves and ties before anyone ever heard of avril ar now being accused of being posers. the new word for poser in avril. 
someone could wear a normal shirt and pants and be more punk than someone who spends so much time and money trying to be punk. avril lavine has made punk rock a trend. punk rawk is an attitude and a lifestyle that avril will never experiance. avril's also a sluuut and did porn, you don't beleive me check it out for yourself.
that bytch has one song that some people like and anounce to all the other wannabes that it's cool so they go out and buy her cd and brag that they like avril lavine so their cool. when really how CAN'T you go wrong with pop music sung by a poser. complicated is about people who are phony and fake so i guess she had herself in mind when she was writing the song.
pretty soon the garbage cans will be filling up with posters and cd's of avrils and she'll go back to being the wannabe bra-stuffing bytch she always was and always will be unless she dresses like a sluuuut to match all her other characteristics. there are a million words to descibe avril and punk is not one of them. she pisssses me off and gives punk rock a bad name. fuk her. if you dissagree with everything i'v just said BRING IT ON i have a million reasons why she's a poser bytch and there is not one real reason that she is punk. avril sucks avril sucks avril sucks. take a good look at her and i know you'll see it my way. if we all stop buying her cd's and posters, stop going to her concerts she'll evetually realize that noone likes her and go away.

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