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The Real Slim President
Rating: PG
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Will the real Slim President please stand up?
I repeat,
Will the real Slim President please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
You all act like you've never voted before,
Ballots all over the floor,
What the hell are you thinkin'?
The people down in Florida can't make up their minds!
But all the other states can,
What in the world are they doin' down there countin' ballots,
Drinkin' root beer,
Throwin' ballots away,
Like they're just little peices of paper,
These little peices of paper would have decided the president
Way earlier than December.
'Cause I'm the Slim President,
The only Slim President,
All you other Slim Presidents are just imatatin'
So won't the real Slim President please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up?
I guess there's a Slim President in all of us,
Ha, Ha!
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